You once said to me that the Gods had sent me to save you. And you were mistaken. You were the one sent. And I in need of saving.
Together we shall see Rome tremble.
It is a mad fucking plan. The sort I most favor.
How do you know the heart beats beneath your chest?
I would kill them all.
"What I feel means nothing." "It holds the world."
Gannicus will not fall to wind and ice
Gannicus >>>>>
There is no greater victory than to fall from this world a free man.
parents making sex jokes
grandparents making sex jokes
nine-year-olds making sex jokes
nine-year-olds
NINE
IT GOT BETTER
Google is definitely a woman, it starts suggesting things before you can even finish your sentence.
That must mean Bing is a man, tries to think it’s superior and does a horrible job with pleasing its user.
oh damn.
YOU HAD ONE JOB SAM
I’ve always wondered if God gets excited when we finally find the person He created us to be with. Or if He is watching and is like, “That was them! NO. NO. TURN AROUND! YOU MISSED THEM! THAT WAS THEM!”
“UGH, WHY ARE ALL MY OTPS WALKING BY EACH OTHER WITHOUT NOTICING!”
We are in a giant reality tv show and God and the angels are the fandom.
thunderstorms are nothing more than ship wars going on in heaven
Time to have fun with someone who texted the wrong number.
It’s too late for me.
